Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Did you know...

that I drove 142 miles yesterday...


that there is no charge if you break off the same tooth within 3 months...


that my birthday is today...


that if you eat lunch at a nursing home you will crave Imo's for dinner...



and that said lunch will give you heartburn...



that the temperature was 100 here today...



and then it got dark and windy and the temperature dropped 20 degrees..



that my dog will bark at the wind...


that a nearby city just banned low slung pants... oh yes...$100 fine for the first offense...
$300 fine and 40 hours of community service for the second offense...


that I think that is wrong...  they didn't ban girls from wearing men's boxers and tanks with no bra...


and if you don't know any better but to wear your pants around your butt crack you probably don't have $100 anyway...

that I can't answer questions when you are no-reply... 

That THIS LINK will help you fix that

Nancy

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

hhaappy bbiirrtttday to youuuu....etc, etc, etc...you get the idea. Have a good one.
Bev

Cindy said...

You're too funny! Happy Birthday!!!

Splendorfalls said...

Happy Birthday and as always, you crack me up!

Stray Stitches said...

Happy, happy birthday, Nancy!!

QuilterB said...

Happy Birthday!

Judy D in WA said...

Happy, Happy Birthday!
Love this post!!

Kristy said...

Happy Birthday!
Your humor still comes across, in real life or in the words you write.

Lynne said...

Happy (official) birthday!

Hope it's a happy one!

Gari said...

How fun. My daughter works in a nursing home: she brings her own food. Happy Birthday.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to you!!! I'm tired of seeing guys wear their pants around their knees, jmho. Thanks for sharing.
cindy

Pokey said...

Happy birthday, Nancy! love your random thoughts today. sorry about the broken tooth and the heartburn...but maybe, you will see less rears and unders.
:-}pokey

Anonymous said...

Happy,happy birthday to you! Hope you have many more. Love ya.
Veronica

Daisie said...

What a day!!!
Happy Birthday, hope the tootha nd the heartburn haven't spoilt your special day!? xxx

Jackie Russell said...

Happy Birthday!

kayt said...

Sorry but I work at an alternative school and I am soooo tired of seeing butt cracks, thongs and dirty underwear! I wish NC would enact and enforce such a law!!

That being said, I love both of your blogs and am a regular reader!

Anne D said...

Happy Birthday!!!!

Winona said...

Happy Birthday, Nancy. I hope you have a good one.

Lorraine said...

happy birthday....and I need to enlighten my dentist because I don't think he knows about not charging for anything!!....the low slung pants thing..wow..... I dont think our Council has this on their radar.....other priorities I think (hope)! Loved this post...... :)

Bonnie said...

Happy Birthday Nancy!!

Yuki said...

Hippy Birdy to you!!

ttfn :) yuki

Amy said...

Happy birthday!

Pat said...

Love your post and hope you had a happy birthday today!

Sharon S said...

Have a very Happy birthday! Thanks for all the interesting facts!

Me? A Mom? said...

you. crack. me. up.

Debra said...

Too funny !! I LOVE This post ! ! !

Jean said...

You know... I really must keep up on this blog too... I missed your birthday.... tisk, tisk, tisk....
I hope that it was a very happy one, minus the tooth trilogy!
Keep up the good work... babies they just keep coming and well, sometimes we just want to keep what we made!
LoL...Take care.... Oh, and keep your teeth... their the only ones you've got!